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Original illustration. Card contains one tiny "condom".

Options include:

a blank envelope so you may passive-aggressively send this card to a baby-dick racist in your life OR

a stamped envelope addressed to DJT that you may mail yourself OR

I will stamp and send the card directly to the White House for you - feel free to leave your IG handle in the notes if you want a shout out on IG when your mail is heading to DC.

 Digitally offset printed in the USA on 110# uncoated cover stock. Card is blank inside (except the tiny "condom") and is size A2 (4.25" x 5.5"). Comes with white, square flapped envelope and packaged in an open-top cello sleeve.

Ships in rigid mailer, or directly to WH in a white envelope, varies based on options.

This is not a real condom, please for the love, do not try to use this as any kind of protection. If you DO try to actually use this as a condom - please stay home on November 3rd, dummy.