EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. I WILL ADDRESS, STAMP, AND MAIL THE CARD OF YOUR CHOICE TO THE WHITE HOUSE (WILL UPDATE TO PRISON AT A LATER DATE).
PLEASE NOTE: I WILL NOT BE WASTING COLOR ENVELOPES ON THIS MAN. KNOW THAT. IT WILL BE IN A WHITE ENVELOPE, AS PICTURED, WITH A USPS STAMP.
YOU MAY OPT TO ADD A SHORT NOTE: 1-2 LINES, NO THREATS. **LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE IN THE NOTES BOX ON THE CART PAGE**
THE COST COVERS THE CARD, THE STAMP, AND MY WRITING TIME.
I RESERVE THE RIGHT NOT TO WRITE WHAT YOU ASKED ME TO IF I FEEL LIKE IT'S OUT OF LINE. KEEP IT CLASSY-ADJACENT.
SINCE THIS WILL BE AN UNTRACKABLE PACKAGE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE PROOF THAT I'VE SENT IT, YOU CAN REQUEST A PIC IN THE NOTES. IF IT'S FUNNY, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU WILL FIND IT ON TIKTOK SOON.
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These or so funny i love them.
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Hilarious! I got as a birthday gift for a friend but these are too funny to edit! Sending them to her this weekend!
Literally so much fun could not stop coloring!! Love this! 🥰
This was a gift for a dear friend - a fallen woman in need of a kitchen accessory. Quality fabric, exceptional graphics, and as always - a serious and much needed sentiment. Huzzah!
Great gift
Very cute and funny coloring book! I’d buy other ones for sure!
This is quite literally one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I got one for my best friends Christmas gift, and I might just need to get one for myself
Exactly as expected so cute and fun to color. Better than you typical/average adult coloring books!
I love to color so I love this book
Absolutely love this
Seriously the best coloring book! I want to buy a million of them to give to my friends. But I’m poor so you should buy a million copies and give them to your friends. Be the hero.
Such a cute book! Definitely colored in one as soon as I got it!!
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