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  • RISK IT TO GET THE BISCUIT - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
  • RISK IT TO GET THE BISCUIT - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
  • RISK IT TO GET THE BISCUIT - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
  • RISK IT TO GET THE BISCUIT - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
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RISK IT TO GET THE BISCUIT - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD

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Card Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")

Paper: 110# uncoated cover stock

Print: Digitally offset printed in the USA

Inside: Blank for your own message

Packaging: Open-top cello sleeve with coordinating envelope

Hearts and Sharts greeting cards are the perfect mix of wit and charm. Featuring original hand-drawn illustrations, each card is professionally digitally offset printed in the USA on premium, 110# uncoated cover stock. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size), these cards are blank inside, leaving plenty of space to write your snarky or heartfelt message.

💌 Why You'll Love It:

High-Quality Paper: Crafted from sturdy 110# cover stock for a premium feel
Original Designs: Each illustration is hand-drawn and unique to Hearts and Sharts
Made in the USA: Proudly printed in the USA with digital offset printing for sharp, vibrant colors.
Blank Canvas: Blank inside for maximum creativity—write whatever the F you want!
Packaging: Packed in an open-top cello sleeve with a coordinating, square-flapped envelope. Perfect for gifting or keeping it fresh until you’re ready to send

These funny, irreverent cards are great for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because. Trust me—your recipient will remember your card forever. Whether you're looking to say "I love you" or "F off" (in the nicest way possible), these cards are the perfect way to get your message across.

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