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  • SMALL D1CK ENERGY - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
  • SMALL D1CK ENERGY - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
  • SMALL D1CK ENERGY - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
  • SMALL D1CK ENERGY - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
  • SMALL D1CK ENERGY - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
  • SMALL D1CK ENERGY - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
  • SMALL D1CK ENERGY - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
  • SMALL D1CK ENERGY - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD
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SMALL D1CK ENERGY - FUNNY ILLUSTRATED GREETING CARD

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"RACISM IS SMALL DICK ENERGY"

Original illustration. Card contains one tiny "condom".

Digitally offset printed in the USA on 110# uncoated cover stock. Card is blank inside (except the tiny "condom") and is size A2 (4.25" x 5.5"). Comes with white, square flapped envelope and packaged in an open-top cello sleeve.

Ships in rigid mailer.

This is not a real condom, please for the love, DO NOT try to use this as any kind of protection. 


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