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  • SCHLONG/SCHLORT SCHIRT
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SCHLONG/SCHLORT SCHIRT

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Soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. Comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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